Todd Rundgren - Party Liquor lyrics

There is this party They say I should come by I'm not good with strangers but I may give it a try Sittin in the corner and I'm feelin kinda shy I see someone but I'm afraid to catch their eye And in my mind We'll have a nice time Drinkin' fine wine Then somebody yells wake up! and smell the moonshine And the lights got dimmer and began to flicker Then they broke out the party liquor When the moment came I didn't have to trick her She just threw back that party liquor This sh** gets crazier with every pa**ing hour I should slow down but I don't seem to have the power I'm drinkin' everything including grape Kool-Aid and grain I'm thinkin' thoughts that I should never entertain And in my brain We are so perfect Oysters and champagne Then somebody yells wake up! You must be insane And the loudmouth boozin' and they begin to bicker Over who holds their party liquor And we all find out just who can get sicker quicker When they break out the party liquor While the trash piles higher and the floor gets slicker 'cause they spilled so much party liquor and the TV's blaring 'cause they can't find the clicker Things get so lost on party liquor And the noise grows louder and the plot get's thicker As they run out of party liquor Then I look right at her and begin to snicker Things get so strange on party liquor 'Cause if I was sober I would never pick her You do weird things on party liquor And the rude boys line up to get in her knickers When she's face down on party liquor So everybody sing It's party liquor time!