I like the noise and I like the smell And where the lead ends up, what the hell I've got a gun So you be the robber and I'll be the cop Cowboy saloons where someone gets dropped GI Joe goin' over the top I don't much care as long as I pop pop pop my gun You better run 'Cause I'm young, dumb and I've got a gun Public idiot number one 'Cause I'm young, dumb and I've got a gun The constitution says that I'm so blessed That I can clean my piece on the supreme court steps My pretty gun There's many like it, yeah but this one's mine A good replacement for a lack of spine When tribulation makes me need to unwind And pierce the air like I'm in Palestine Here's my gun This is my rifle, this is my gun This is for fighting and this is for fun I hate to gush but I'm your biggest fan I really love the way you fit my hand You're with me always like a wedding band More than a friend to me, my true identity You're smooth and hard and that's the way you stay Bright and polished like a Chardonay Fully loaded as a New Year's Day With a round in the chamber A round in the chamber