Toby Turner - Razors In Your Apple lyrics

[Hook: Jack Dougla**] There's razors in your apple On Halloween, Halloween, Halloween There's anthrax in your Snapple On Halloween, Halloween, Halloween The only thing you got to know is All of your candy's got to go Cause there's razors in your apple On Halloween, Halloween, on Halloween [Verse 1: Ethan Newberry] Yes, your candy's been contaminated From villians who are evil, mad and jaded Don't break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar Cause it's filled with pieces of a friggin' crowbar They left no candy untouched Even made the Pop Rocks pop too much No, I don't mean to cause a scene But it's only on Halloween [Verse 2: Sean Klitzner] Ignore those M&Ms Cause they're filled with more hatred than Eminem They dumped bleach on all the Snickers Steel wires in every Twizzler Do you like your Now-N-Laters Filled with knives from all the haters? Don't let me see that Tootsie Roll Because it's laced with crack [Hook: Jack Dougla**] There's razors in your apple On Halloween, Halloween, Halloween There's anthrax in your Snapple On Halloween, Halloween, Halloween The only thing you got to know is All of your candy's got to go Cause there's razors in your apple On Halloween, Halloween, on Halloween [Verse 3: Toby Turner & Jack Dougla**] Hold up, Jack, sounds kinda wack Whatcha trying to do, give kids' parent a heart attack? I think you've gone too far Warning kids about their candy? Who you think you are? Don't make a**umptions, Toby You might learn something, Toby If you knew about conspiracies, you'd know the government Is trying to rule our minds with candy-consumption, Toby Sounds like you're paranoid Your argument is null and void No, I'm telling you, they're watching us Don't eat the candy Tobuscus, or else they'll— Okay, now I'm annoyed There's no anthrax in your Snapple No razors in your apple Oh, you wanna bet? Yeah, sure, I'll take it God dang it! [Hook: Jack Dougla**] There's razors in your apple On Halloween, Halloween, Halloween There's anthrax in your Snapple On Halloween, Halloween, Halloween The only thing you got to know is All of your candy's got to go Cause there's razors in your apple On Halloween, Halloween, on Halloween