Toby Turner (tobuscus) - Literal Skyrim Trailer lyrics

Bethesda Game Studios Should probably fire their helicopter cameraman Ominously lit carving of some dragons Cameraman running through the forest slow zoom On a carving of Gandalf and his friends Confused dragon trying to mate with some birds The first tie-fighter Overworked cameraman running through the snow Carving of an ancient tug of war Slow dramatic zoom Running towards a tiny hill STOP that's a cliff Carvings of dragons breath carvings breath carvings of fire Dude turn around or you'll die Shaky rocky formation pan down then it opens its eye Pull out your sword on a ledge Carving is rooting for the dragon Sword-fighting a dragon in the snows gotta be cold OR NOT Show the fire carving burning the sheild carving Leg carving medium-shot carving He's regretting wearing a sleeveless tunic for this fight VOICE ATTACK But his voice went to far right It went to a mountain town And a forest Stop for the night In the morning pa** the windmill To a natural stone rocky formation bridge Then it snows on a stream there's a giant, follow him (then him) Shave a dragon and a werewolf and the patron is next (BATTLEAXE)Help him floss, shoot a frost bolt at a wall Spin attack (FAIL) Fire bomb, dragon leaves, when his barber is done Shoot a puppy with an arrow make a ball in your hand (GET STABBED) Dragon wants a refund sneak smack a big spider Then barber gives dragon free touch ups on his way out That's why you should sit still At the barbers Dragons Soul tells of the clumsy barber Then it goes through the trees To tell it's back-up Thanks for nothing Sky-rim The Elder Scrolls V 111111 Dots