Toby Turner (tobuscus) - I Can Swing My Sword! (feat. Terabrite) lyrics

Do you like my sword-sword? Sword, my diamond sword-sword You cannot afford, 'ford Afford my diamond sword, sword Even if you could-could I have a patent! No one else can make a sword Exactly in this manner-manner Welcome to my manor-manor I ca-ca-ca-canna-canna Swing-swing-swing my sword-sword Whenever I get bored-bored I can swing my sword-sword I can swing my sword-sword! Once I hit the floorboards But I had it restored And it was expensive But it was a write-off! Swinging is my business And by that I mean swinging swords Please do not ignore Do you like my sword? HA! That was rhetorical You know I am the oracle I know you like my sword It's made of freaking diamonds If you don't you're lying But that would fine Because it is awesome And you're probably jealous! I can swing my sword-sword Because I am the lord-lord The lord of diamond swords! HA-HA ha SHUT UP! Give me the sword No, it's mine! Give it It's mine! NO! Aww SHUT UP! I'll see you in court! Oh right