Toby Turner (tobuscus) - Bioshock Infinite Literal Trailer lyrics

May contain content Inappropriate for Children Irrational Games, With A Spiky Chess Piece Behind It Darkness, Bubbles, Background lights up Shadows become, underwater, tree-eee-eees Swim through the sea, so faaast Like the Usain Bolt of the sea Or is it Ūsain? A big, daaa-ddy There's an underwater, ciiii-ty Sea monster! City lights up It's a gold fish Cameraman is shouting bubbles Cameraman needs to come up for air Much better… OR NOT! Thrown, hit the ground Blurry hand, look up Ocean not so big Big daddy not so big THAT THING IS Giant evil robot hand grabs your head But he has a heart Don't try and grab it Or he'll throw you out the wi-ndow! Slow motion lasts till you look down, so don't look down DON'T LOOK DOWN, DON'T LOOK DOWN You're lucky there's a blimp, GRAB IT! Hit it rolling backwards, there's a handle But its to far away! HUH-RIP the blimp, don't look down! Why'd you look down?! Now you've got one hand Look around, floating town… Tell a baby to talk to the hand There's a man on the bal-cony, talking to him-self! Cue Epic Music! Floating building, wants to be, higher than, the other ones So it booooosts itself! Ripping Noise?! It's not looking good! Down he goes, onto a levitating nest of, de-thorned roses! Float into the arms of a buxon sorceress Who's your daddy? ME! Oh. My Bad That's a shame; she had an amazing pair of Bioshock Infinite... s