Toby Queef - It's Not Nice lyrics

Because you know I´m all about that rice About that rice No eggroll I´m all about that rice About that rice No eggroll I´m all about that rice About that rice Oh, herro I´m all about that rice About that rice Rice, rice, rice, rice, rice I ain´t no japanese I don´t know Kung Fu But I could bake a bacon It´s what I chose to do I got that Goo Goo Sauce Give you a taste Of my soy sauce all over your face Don´t go to P.F. Chang f** all that Ihop I give you Goo Goo beef With side of soda pop If you are really hungry Come eat it up Chicken cum with fortune cookie & a wonton lollipop Yeah my grandma she told me Put curry on all the rice (drop, drop egg, drop, drop) She said curry is better with Goo Goo mixed up inside (curry, curry) You know I won´t be no b**h n***a Serving you free eggroll (drop, drop egg, drop, drop) So if that´s what you´re into then go Different restaurant Because you know I´m all about that rice About that rice No eggroll I´m all about that rice About that rice No eggroll I´m all about that rice About that rice Vote Pedro I´m all about that rice About that rice (hey) I´m bringin curry back Go ahead & tell them chinky ninjas that No I just play I know you think you´re black But I here to tell you Every meal come with coupon For half off at dry cleaning store Yeah my grandma she told me Put curry on all the dogs (drop, drop egg, drop, drop) She said boys like a little more curry with sh**zu paws (curry, curry) You know I won´t be no b**h n***a Serving you free eggroll (drop, drop egg, drop, drop) So if that´s what you´re into Then go leave the restaurant Because you know I´m all about that rice About that rice No eggroll I´m all about that rice About that rice No eggroll I´m all about that rice About that rice You want Jell-O? I´m all about that rice About that rice Because you know I´m all about that rice About that rice No eggroll I´m all about that rice About that rice No eggroll I´m all about that rice About that rice You are negro? I´m all about that rice You want eggroll? No dice I´m all about that rice It´s good rice I´m all about that rice For good price I´m all about that rice But we charge for ice I´m all about that rice You know the love of Christ? Welcome to America You want to order? You want Goo Goo Chicken special? No extra charge for Goo I have hole in my pocket I feel co*ky all day