Toby Keith - Ballad Of Balad lyrics

I quit school in the 10th grade and I grew out my hair I got me a job doin' lawnmower repair I met an army recruiter down at the Winn Dixie He said "son you've no future, pack up and go with me" The first place we landed was a base called Balad They convoyed our a**es to a 10 acre F.O.B. With my boots and my cover and an old m16 Two bottles of water and a cold M.R.E. [Chorus:] Oh you'll meet lots of new friends and you're sure to get paid We'll show you the world and we'll teach you a trade It's not a job, it's an adventure, oh yes sir I got that Ah but you never told me I'd get my a** shot at You never told me I'd get my a** shot at The first night in combat we went out on patrol They ambushed our convey and we chased the a**hole We found them all hidin' in low water ditches And we took aim and k**ed all them son of a b**hes [Repeat Chorus] Walked in on my buddy with a female M.P. The ugliest woman you ever did see He said "why are you laughin', you got lots of nerve" Over here in the desert we grade on the curve Ah you'll meet lots of new friends and you're sure to get paid We'll show you the world and we'll teach you a trade It's not a job, it's an adventure, oh yes sir I got that Ah but you never told me I'd get my a** shot at Oh you never told him he'd get his a** shot at