Tobuscus - Whistle While I Work It lyrics

[Verse 1: Chester See] A few drinks at the house, gotta get that buzz going Cause I can't afford the club drinks that they're pouring Valet's 20 bucks, so I'll find me a meter It's 5 blocks away, but the parking is cheaper [Verse 2: Tobuscus] I walk straight up to the bouncer Got the flyer in my hand Said I didn't bring the ladies But I brought my favorite friends He doesn't say a word He just points us to the back Like he thinks we'll wait in line No no we ain't having that [Verse 3: Chester See] Cause I know somebody, who knows somebody, who knows somebody, who knows I know somebody, who knows somebody, who knows somebody, who knows I whistle while I work it I whistle while I work it I whistle while I... 4 out of 5 make it in hours later (Sorry, bro) Sobered up, over-heated, and can't find a waiter We dance up on some girls, but they're blockin us out I could win them with words, but the music's so loud (Hey what's your name? / Come on Tell him!) [Verse 4: Tobuscus] Afraid to use the toilet, I'll get vomit on my pants And I never tip the bathroom guy that helps me dry my hands Hey that guys got a table, we can drink up for a while Till they notice we've been moochin', and get kick- kicked out in style [Verse 5: Chester See] Cause I know somebody, who knows somebody, who knows somebody, who knows I know somebody, who knows somebody, who knows somebody, who knows I whistle while I work it I whistle while I work it I whistle while I... [Verse 6: Wayne Brady] Fellas say "ho", and ladies say "owwww You stepped on my foot!" Ice'll bring it right down Datin' foreign girls, last name no vowels Rock the tight T, Black Simon Cowel Wanna throw my hands up, jump, jump But it's too cramped to Krump. I might bruise my junk See, I know where to go, no shenanigans Just new fake noses and Kardashians Hey girl, let me in this VIP "Scuse me who are you supposed to be?" I'm Wayne Brady from your TV screen Do I have to choke a b**h? Now do you believe? "Oh! I loved 'Whose Line', and I watch your gameshow!" Then you'll hook a brother up? "Um, lemme see...no!" [Verse 7: Chester See] Cause I know somebody, who knows somebody, who knows somebody, who knows I know somebody, who knows somebody, who knows somebody, who knows Cause I know somebody, who knows somebody, who knows somebody, who knows I know somebody, who knows somebody, who knows somebody, who knows I whistle while I work it I whistle while I work it I whistle while I work it I whistle while I work it