Tobuscus - Viral song lyrics

Look at little tim tim Tryin' to write a viral song He looks a little lost Guess I could help him along What you got, Tim Tim? Aaahh! My door! Never mind that, Tim I've come to help, you won't regret it Just follow the recipe And gather the ingredients Pick a topic people Talk about on social media Don't violate the terms of service Or your vid will be deleted Also, make a catchy chorus Something that can be repeated: Cats, cats, laughing babies People falling, hot hot ladies Sleepy puppies, dancing babies Kittens, monkeys, more hot ladies Put a lot of words in one verse Careful to enunciate it Sing multiple layers It helps if you animate it What do you mean? Animate it? Um, what do you mean, "What do I mean?" You said animated, what do you mean by that? (No, No, No) (I don't think I said that at all.) Yeah, I think you definitely said that No, I think I'd remember if I said that, for sure, definitely Well what'd you say? Well I think it was probably something along the lines of, uh... Cats, cats, laughing babies People falling, hot hot ladies Sleepy puppies, dancing babies Kittens, monkeys, more hot ladies Put a lot of words in one verse Careful to enunciate ((Slurred)) it Say something educational So parents let their kids play-it Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? (What?) D-D-D Did you know that cashews come from a fruit (How?) Ca-Ca-Ca Cashews, cashews, fru-fru-fru fruit! (What?!) D-D-D Did you know that? (No...) Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? (What?) D-D-D Did you know that cashews come from a fruit (How?) [Ha!] Ca-Ca-Ca Cashews, cashews, fru-fru-fru fruit! (What?) D-D-D Did you know that? (I, I said no, I said no...no....) It's ok, Tim, nobody blames you Most people don't know the truth about the cashew But now you do so next time you go to the playground Have everybody gather around and Tell them what your good friend Tobuscus has taught you.... TELL EM'! Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? (That's right) D-D-D Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? Ca-Ca-Ca Cashews, cashews, fru-fru-fru fruit!? D-D-D Did you know that? Noooooo! SING IT! Cashews, cashews! Come from a fruit! AGAIN! Cashews, cashews! Come from a fruit! LOUDER! Cashews, cashews! Come from a fruit! D-D-D Did you know that? NO! Ok now, get this stuff out of my parent's house! No, Tim, you're the one that asked for my help I didn't ask you for...(Shhh, you don't have to thank me, Tim Tim.) Alright, I'm gonna get out of here, I'm gonna upload this to iTunes But I thought this was MY viral song! You thought this was gonna be... Noooo, it's not gonna be viral; It's a terrible song, I'm telling you to do it yourself And that's why I charged you 500 dollars We didn't agree on 500 dollars! AAhhh, your voice is so annoying man, its so annoying