Tobuscus - LITERAL Assa**in's Creed 4: Black Flag Trailer lyrics

Stargate, Sparkle, Ubisoft Nod at the boat and people die Everywhere people die (That's a callback) This is the longest he's ever gone without k**ing anyone He wonders if his future son will carry out the tradition of k**ing everyone he sees It's his lunch break luckily Toast of Equality! Hurry with the toast, there's a drunken hot girl walking to the right! Bet she'd love to see a fight... Bad guy music begins as the ponytail twins barge in Look down on the people that you're better than Ominous orchestral note, time to let the patrons know: Happy Hour's over Time for everything to s** Mysterious hooded man watches (from a distance) Take a second to sober up (low tolerance) Target confirmed Hooded man turns Bandana man see's hooded man's subtle arm movement signal, which tells him to go make a toast with the people And then he lets all of them know... it was a toast TO DEATH! You shouldn't toast before you know what the toast is for Bear hug, head bash, bottle smash Slow-mo person pa** Stab face Again and again and again Another wine bottle pa** in slow motion Hooded man feels good- Hey! Don't touch the hood If you try to stab the hoodless man he'll stab you in the abdomen, man And steal your wallet. Duh LOOK RIGHT! Colonial running shoe commercial They thought they could catch the boat... not even close Captain walk to the edge of the dock, SNAP TURN Let's go chase that freakin' boat sailed by Heath Ledger's ancestor Celebrate, sail into the sunset, fade The captain's not about to let the bird-bow-boat get away Gimme that telescope. Give it! Use the mini telescope, aim the cannon at the boat Shoot four, only two go through - maybe two were blanks? Strike a pose, Edward turns the boat Red cloaked captain probably should've let that bird boat go... OH NO! Cannon's not shooting blanks anymore DARKNESS! Murder-Hood goes on Inception Bwahh Someone's gonna get splinters, and second-hand smoke! I'm just saying, be careful WATCH OUT FOR THE HOOKS! OOH! Shoulda listened! Edward wants to ascend Shoot your gun to cut the rope just to make it difficult Flying up to run away, no more murdering today... NOT! Can't believe they bought that Same thing goes for all their hats I prefer my Murder-Hood People die 'cause I look so good D-rop the pistols, throw a stick His friend makes sure his d**h is quick Guess I'll do the same for you, (a**uming you want me to) This is gonna end badly for you It already has for your crew Listen, I'll give you some free ones DEHHH! DAHHH! Convincing enough? Look you disarmed me! Now I am completely defenseless... (gasp) NOT! Booyah Last words: Port or Starboard? Assa**in's Creed IV: Black Flag Cut to Kenway's boat sitting in a bay Ever since I got this diamond filled with DNA, it feels like someone's watching me DELICIA