Tobuscus - Insanity Wolf vs. Courage Wolf lyrics

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Tobuscus - Insanity Wolf vs. Courage Wolf lyrics

Insanity Wolf: It must've taken every ounce of your courage to agree to fight me here Do you know who I am? I'M INSANITY WOLF I feel a baby kick, I'll kick it BACK In the delivery room, I spawn camp, get a k**, teabag a bear trap Watch p**n in the front row cla**, FAP FAP FAP Do the math, motherf**er, I'm insane I do the cinnamon challenge WITH COCAINE When life gave me lemons, I f**ed it in the a** and gave it lemonaids Ran into your girl the other day, with my car, Is she OK? Courage Wolf: You are the result of four billion years of evolutionary success fu*kING ACT LIKE IT, and my girl's fine, we just had s** Do the math? Well, I forgot my pencil, guess I'll take notes in your blood God gave you lemons? Find a new god Take the scenic route through Mordor Walk in through the front door So much courage, I do the worm, with a bo*er You got no friends, you loner Where's your wolf pack? Even Jacob from Twilight could kick your a** fu*k OFF After a large fight, Courage Wolf finally kicks Insanity Wolf off of a cliff. Courage howls to the moon in victory, but Insanity Wolf runs back p the cliff and jumps Courage Insanity Wolf: I put the fun in funeral Laughter in slaughter But first I'll trap you underneath the stairs, Harry Potter Then I'll murder your parents, so your bloodline's diminshed Then bury them, who's grounded now, b*tchES? Courage Wolf: I made your mom come, you could at least make me breakfast You're a failure, I'mma swallow you and sh** out Success Kid You give nothing to society, except a headache Where's my worcestershire? You're getting beat to a shirt steak Insanity Wolf: I give nothing to society? Yeah, that's a real crock of sh** I feed to homeless TO the homeless Donate blood, ALL OF IT I will deliver you into evil and lead you into temptation Got a headache? I got your cure DECAPITATION Courage Wolf: What doesn't k** me, better run the f** away Who are you again? I kicked a** and don't have time to take names You think I'm lost? Here's a twist: I'm the final boss Say goodbye You've reached peak and now it's your time to die