Tobuscus - I Can Swing My Sword lyrics

Do you like my sword-sword? Sword, my diamond sword-sword. You cannot afford, 'ford Afford my diamond sword, sword. Even if you could-could, I have a patent! No one else can make a sword exactly in this manner-manner. Welcome to my manor-manor. I ca-ca-ca-canna-canna Swing-swing-swing my sword-sword Whenever I get bored-bored. I can swing my sword-sword. I can swing my sword-sword! Once I hit the floorboards But I had it restored. And it was expensive But it was a write-off! Swinging is my business, And by that I mean swinging swords. Please do not ignore. Do you like my sword? HA! That was rhetorical. You know I am the oracle. I know you like my sword. It's made of freaking diamonds. If you don't you're lying, But that would fine Because it is awesome And you're probably jealous! I can swing my sword-sword Because I am the lord-lord The lord of diamond swords! HA-HA ha. SHUT UP! Give me the sword. No, it's mine! Give it. It's mine! NO! Aww. SHUT UP! I'll see you in court! Oh right.