TJS - Spam Hurricane Snuggle - VLOG 03 lyrics

TAI LOPEZ: Here in my garage. Just bought this uh, new Lamborghini here. It's fun to drive up here in the Hollywood Hills. But you know what I like a lot more than materialistic things? Knowledge. JAMES: Here in my school. Just bought this new Lamborghini here. They're fun to drive up Headland Road. But you know what I like a lot more than materialistic things? Knowledge. Freeze frame of James' smile. INT. Geo cla**room. James and Patrick, both sitting in Geography, doing their work. Pat holds up a piece of paper which reads 'VLOG 03?!?!'. They both thumbs up. EXT. Top courts. JACK: Uh, Niels. How do you feel about the community's response to the first VLOG? Niels walks away. JAMES: That is super salt. EXT. Table of Brotherhood. JACK: Thoughts on stripy t-shirts, please. Niels walks away. EXT. Top courts. Niels walks away. JAMES: Super salt. INT. Common room. JACK and PATRICK (both singing): Happy birthday to you! EXT. Stairs. WILL: I made it. You got a problem with my d**? Look at that. It's right there. Will runs up to Margot, takes an umbrella out of her hands and throws it into the bin. INT. Geo cla**room. Camera pans over to Grace, who is fast asleep. INT. School hall. Timelapse of Chapel. Title - This week we asked... What should Sam and Claudia get on the back of their Year 12 jerseys? NICK SARGEANT: Would it be like, Sam Hurricane Hurrell, and Claudia Slam-Dunk Duncan? LOUIS PARKINSON: Yeah, you could do arrows facing the arms of his jersey and say "what are those", because of his vest. CLAUDIA DUNCAN: Sam should get "I hate Tony Abbott". TANDIA HARDCASTLE: Spam. HARRY HEWITSON: Is this the VLOG? JACK: Yep. HARRY HEWITSON: f** yes, I'm on it. JACK: What do you think Claudia should get on the back of her jersey? HARRY: I love Saxon Witton 101. Shot of James dancing. PAT AND CLAUDIA, LAUGHING BRYNN BERG: I support I love Saxon Witton 101. NIC LESUICK: Spam? Cla**ical Spam. Um, Clode. Or they should just swap names. Sam can get Claudia and Claudia can get Sam. HANNAH VILJOEN: Spam Hurrell all the way. TODD: I reckon they should get, Sam-ta Claude. Winks. MIA THRUM: C-Money. Spam-tastic. MADI GILMOUR: Captain Clunk. JACK: Why Captain Clunk? MADI: Clunk is really unflattering. RICHARD LEDGER: Mama Duck. And Spam. WILL: Claudia should get Mama Claude, because she takes care of us all, she's our Mama. And he should get Spam the Ham, because Spam the Ham for days. MAYA BORTHWICK (shouting): I think they should get Mum and Dad. BRONTE WINNEM: I reckon C-Money. Sam Hurricane Hurrell. BRONTE: #SpamHurricaneSnuggle. Shot of James dancing. MARGOT: I reckon he should get vest. Spam Vest or something like that. I support I love Saxon Witton 101. HUGO WINCHESTER: Spam-vest-Hurrell-#420BlazeIt. For Claude, she should get I love Saxon Witton 101. CORDELL: Just Spam in a vest. I support I love Saxon Witton 101. RYAN: Spam Hurrell. PATRICK ELLEM: Spam Hurrell is always good. RYAN: I love Saxon Witton... What's the 101 for? CORDELL: I don't know. JACK: Just say it. A pack of shapes comes flying in and hits Ryan hard. RYAN: Ahhhhh. AARON LUCAS: Money Man Spam. I support I love Saxon Witton 101. ELEANOR RODGERS: Sam-Bam. TERESIA WERNER: C-Diddy. JAMES: I love Saxon... 101? INT. Common room. Brynn Berg and Pat Ellem white-whip. INT. Geo cla**room. Will and James dancing. INT. Hall. Jack claps gently as the netball shot goes in. EXT. Top lockers. Shot of the cool storm that's coming. PAT: Hey James, what's that? JAMES: That's a southerly-gusta. Timelapse of the storm coming in. JAMES: That's a southerly-gusta. Beth running in the pouring rain, dancing. BETH: It was worth it. JAMES: That's a southerly-gusta. Outro clip of James whipping again. Title - Thanks for watching! Shoutout to the Squad.