Tism - I Might Be A Cunt, But I'm Not A f**ing Cunt lyrics

I might be a rock star, but I'll never be a critic I might like p**no, but Baywatch is f**ing sick I might've screwed your sister, but I'll never screw your mum I might have gone to Uni, but at least I know I'm dumb I might hide my small penis, but at least not by owning a gun I might not be h*mos**ual, but I've slept with a guy who's one I might agree with Jesus, but I've got no religious belief At least I clean the drops up when I piss on the toilet seat I might be a c*nt Whoahoa I might be a c*nt but I'm not a f**ing c*nt I might barrack for Port Power, but never for the Crows I might watch A Current Affair, but I watch Frontline also I might like Tarantino, but sometimes you gotta wonder I mightn't tell the truth all the time - hey, what's your mum's number? I might be a c*nt Whoahoa I might be a c*nt but I'm not a f**ing c*nt But I'm not a f**ing c*nt But I'm not a f**ing c*nt