Tism - A Hard-Earned Thirst Needs A Big Cold Beer, But I Drink to Get Pissed lyrics

The beer's all been bought with my brother's I.D; My folks are away, and they've left only me: The whole suburb knows - no need to call up - It's my place tonight - teenage piss up! Most of the girls will chuck before eight; Two Bundy and cokes is all it will take - There's s** in the backyard, someone will claim - Who's screwing who? Some bloke will get angry his girlfriend's been nicked And take a swing at the guy who looked at his chick; The girls will start screaming, "You two, break it up." It's on at my place - teenage piss up! It's my place tonight! It's my place tonight! It's my place It's all mine! Pa** the bong! It's my place tonight! The party will break up when I call the cops Or my parents come home and everything stops; There'll be CD's destroyed - mainly my dad's; There'll be binge drinking, just like on the ads. Years later we'll look back and think of the time When we thought having fun meant all getting blind; And when we're away our teenage children play up - It's my place tonight for a teenage piss up. It's my place tonight! Drink beer quickly to be a real hero It's my place tonight! It don't taste nice – that's why they make Sub Zero's It's my place It's all mine! Pa** the bong! It's my place tonight! Go and get f**ed. You my psychologist?. My reason for drinkin', is I wanna get pissed