Tism - The Back Upon Which Jezza Jumped (Demo) lyrics

In the 1970 Grand Final, one of the greatest marks ever achieved in the history of AFL football was achieved by Mr Alex Jesaulenko. This is a song about the man he took it over, Mr Graham "Jerker" Jenkins The back upon which Jezza jumped and rolled into the ground The humiliated vertebrae that glorious mark crushed down The pathetic platform from which Jesaulenko leapt into the sky That ladder to immortality has finally laid down to die Is Jerker, is Jerker... Jerker dead? Is Jerker, is Jerker... Jerker dead? Yes, Giant "Jerker" Jenkins, the man that stood his ground That took the pain that gave others fame is six foot underground Jolly Giant Jerker Jenkins, Jesaulenko's dupe All he got out of that magic mark was a tendency to stoop Did he hear the thundering footsteps on that fateful day? As he looked up at that Sherrin, did he know he had no say As Jezza jumped to fame and glory with one almighty leap And he was left to be forgotten in a crumpled heap? Is Jerker, is Jerker... Jerker dead? Is Jerker, is Jerker... Jerker dead? And so all you men of a small ability and mediocre sk** All those of you who in the race of life are left standing still Those who must always know others are questionably better The second cla**, the also ran, Is Jerker, is Jerker... Jerker dead? the unsuccessful go-getter The minor leaguers, the average markers, the consistent second raters The stay-at-homers, Is Jerker, is Jerker... Jerker dead? the timid loners, the habitual masturbators The ugly girls, the amputees, the screaming mongoloids Is Jerker, is Jerker... Jerker dead? The senile old, the deformed young, the bladders that unwillingly void The cancer-ridden, the AIDS victim, the plastic surgery disaster The fake bowel, the anguished howl as the psychopath shafts you Is Jerker, is Jerker... Jerker dead? The violated, the child rapist, the jerk-off artists Is Jerker, is Jerker... Jerker dead? The intensely hated, the disaster fated, the involuntary fartists! Is Jerker, is Jerker... Jerker dead? All you huge race of men with mind or body dismembered Is Jerker, is Jerker... Jerker dead? Never forget the name of the man who will never be remembered Is Jerker, is Jerker... Jerker dead? And be warned all of you with hopes of happiness you pathetically nurture Is Jerker, is Jerker... Jerker dead? Lest you forget the back upon which Jezza jumped Is Jerker, is Jerker... Jerker dead? The giant Graham "Jerker" Is Jerker, is Jerker... Jerker dead? Is Jerker, is Jerker... Jerker dead? Is Jerker, is Jerker... Jerker dead? Is Jerker, is Jerker... Jerker dead?