Tism - X-Treme Sports Can Kiss My Arse lyrics

The X-Treme Sport you haven't tried yet Base jumping's for pussies Kick boxing's for thugs Jet skiers are morons, Weight lifters need d** Abseiling is pointless Why climb up a wall? Only right wa*kers Play beach volleyball. The X-Treme Sport you haven't tried yet Is kissing my arse. Kiss my arse. Met a snowboarder Who wasn't a turd? Nah, neither have I The idea's absurd You get on a plank Slide down some slush Fall on your arse Say "Man, what a rush!" I turned on the telly I just went, like, "Whoa!" And used the remote To flick through the shows! I think I'll watch footy I know it's not x-treme But why take it to the max When you can take it to the mean?