Tism - Channel Turd lyrics

Real TV Real TV Real TV Real TV makes us all arseholes The people who make it How do they live? The producer's a jackal The director's a spiv And P.R. they're liars The sound guy is a slime The hostess is a bimbo With a petulant whine Real TV Real TV Real TV Real TV makes us all arseholes The people who're on it What could they have heard? One day you are unknown The next you're a turd You can't return fame And get your money back Imagine going on TV To find what you lack. The people who watch it Are arseholes and creeps Watching other arseholes The cycle's complete You think reality's crap? I disagree Crap isn't crap Til it's on TV Real TV (You are on Channel Turd) Real TV (You are on Channel Turd) Real TV (You are on Channel Turd) Real TV (You are on Channel Turd) Real TV (You are on Channel Turd) Real TV (You are on Channel Turd) Real TV makes us all arseholes