Australia - The World's Suburb Maybe it makes you more intense When your country's small and you live in tents Kurds get ga**ed, they die to win Land from Ya** to Deniliquin Israel - it's the merest sliver? Fits between Hay and the Murray River My map don't show Condamine But it's probably bigger than Palestine Imagine if old Ya**er Arafat Was given everything south of Ararat Make the Middle East far less hairy And none of us would miss Port Fairy Australia - the world's suburb Let's solve the whole Arabic mania Let's sling 'em all...what's it called...Tasmania! Put all of Israel east of Broome Double the size we've got the room But nationalism's so damn myopic When you're in the atlas but microscopic All those guys they'd rather blow it up Than move their homes to Kooweerup Of all nations the most superb Australia - the world's suburb New York, London, Paris, Munich Fit 'em all in the Mallee district Solve the Palestinian question Hundred Ks northeast of Preston Australia - the world's suburb New York, London, Paris, Munich Fit 'em all in the Mallee district Solve the Palestinian question Hundred Ks northeast of Preston