Tism - Recorded By JJJ, 24-1-'93, Melbourne Showgrounds lyrics

Somalia has got the hunger Yugoslavia's battle will always rage Germany's got a guilty conscience And Magic Johnson, he's got AIDS. But in the global battle for misery You know, we all win it 'Cause we're all Victorians And we've got Jeffrey Kennett. Stalin, he f**ed communism Germany and Hitler f**ed the Yids We all f** the ozone layer Woody Allen, he f**s the kids. Some people they f** animals But if you're kinky, why wait? Come on down to Victoria See one man f** a state. Queensland used to be the national joke And Adelaide was full of S & M botty-spankers Perth was full of cricket crooked businessmen And Sydney, still full of wa*kers Tasmanians...I've never met met any. You know, but the whole nation knows that We all voted in Jeffrey Kennett And that makes every Victorian a prat. You know, the West and South Australians were right They've know for years that Vics were pricks And now the whole nation can agree C'mon kick a Vic, kick a Vic, kick me, I'm one, come on, kick each other But, you know, don't forget that when we're kicking each other to d**h There's one man that deserves it more than the rest - and his first name is Jeff.