Tism - Professor Derrida Deconstructs lyrics

I know that the Romans came after the Greeks; I went to a lecture to hear Robert Hughes speak - I am honoured, cultured, literate - and yet All of my life I've had one main regret. I wish I'd slept with more girls; I wish I'd had more s**; I wish my wife had'a s**ed my dick. They told me the yobbos would turn out no good - I did my homework, they turned into hoods - I have a family. I am happy and proud. I said no to anything I wasn't allowed. I wish I'd done more d**; I wish I'd snorted coke; I wish I had taken the risk. The Angel of d**h hovers overhead. My family, come, gather 'round the bed; Come my colleagues, come literate friends. Here is my last wish, as my life ends. I wish you'd written my books; I wish you'd married my wife; I wish you owned my home; I wish my thoughts were yours; I wish my life weren't mine; I wish you'd never known me at all; I wish you'd take my place; I wish it were you lying here; I wish you'd all get f**ed.