Tism - Describe The Worst Headjob I've Ever Had? Fantastic! lyrics

Hear what was caught in the newsreader's arse? That's what fame's all about Down the casualty ward they had a laugh That's what fame's all about The lead singer, I heard, likes it up the date That's what fame's all about I heard it from a friend, who got it from a mate That's what fame's all about The half back flanker rooted the coach's wife That's what fame's all about Coach bashed him to within an inch of his life That's what fame's all about You only gotta beep out the names if you're broadcasting; That's what fame's all about By the way, you know who Tony **** (Shaw) is shafting? That's what fame's all about The Gallagher brothers think they're geniuses That's what fame's all about And some people care what Mike Munroe says That's what fame's all about There's adulation for every jumped up git That's what fame's all about And when you're forgotten, no one gives a sh** That's what fame's all about