Tinyfolk - If I Were An Owl lyrics

If I were an owl and you were a mouse i wouldn't Eat you up for breakfast I'd take you under my owly wing and Buy you presents for christmas I'd haunt the oak tree late at night Tryin' to figure out who who Whoooooo you were If I were a cat and you were a bird I wouldn't Chase you, no matter what you've heard Except to maybe try to get your number Sure I couldn't call you up without opposable thumbs And it'd be an awkward date, in fact it'd be kinda dumb but i'd Do anything i could to get close to you If you were a letter and i was a stamp I'd drown myself just tryin' to get damp so we'd Be stuck stuck stuck together We'd go miles without a return address Mailbox bound i'd just caress Your envelope so sweetly Or if i was the bird and you were the letter I'd weave you into my nest and we'd live together If i was ten feet tall and you were a ketchup packet I'd make you a clumsy-knit little tiny little jacket Anything to make your condiment-life a little better Even ketchup can get cold in winter weather If i was a boy and you were a girl I'd love you so damn hard it'd make your hair curl Anything to make your life a little better Even the best of us get cold in lousy weather