Tiny Meat Gang - No Flex lyrics

Man, I got tens of dollars in my pocket right now No flex We packin' diamond pistols! I don't mean to flex, but I've been having s** (Uh huh) Like once a week at least, or two, if my girl ain't stressed I don't mean to brag (Nah) But my bandwidth is fat (Fat) I got that Hulu Plus, b**h, streaming with no ads (No ads) I don't pay the tab (Nah) I'm drinking whiskey neat (Hard) Cause I know the owner Paul, he let me drink for free (The man) I get my hair cut twice a month (Twice) That's my routine (Yeah) Don't mean to stunt, but it's tough when my neck so clean Aye, I'm speaking Spanish to the valet, no flex He peeped my girl, she got that V-neck, out here showing breast Push an entry-level Audi, my jeans distressed (Yuh) My 9 to 5 keep me tied down like I'm possessed I could buy out H&M (Cash) No interest on the lease, I'm controlling what I spend (Smart) Give me 60 months and I'ma sign that sh** again Money looking nice, got me keeping up with trends Flex, not tryna flex Man, I'm holding half a stack, not tryna flex Flex, not tryna flex Take your b**h to Nordstrom Rack, that's not a flex Flex, not tryna flex Man, I'm holding half a stack, not tryna flex Flex, not tryna flex Take your b**h to Nordstrom Rack, that's not a flex Body count up in the double digits (Eleven) And when we hit the club, we grease some palms and we get in it (Slip a five) I pull up in a foreign whip, you hear my Honda Civic (Vroom) I pulled another foreign b**h, I think she might be British (I got a text) Pop the f**ing champagne, sipping cooks And if I like her, I'ma poke her, go insane on the 'Book (Haha) I'm reckless on the 'Gram, I can't be tamed, I'm a crook (Uh-uh) I'm back, 50 weeks, liking pics, you wish you could (Yeah) You can call me Two Face, with the way I'm tossing coin (Boy) I don't do no chains, jeans too tight around my groin Posted smoking on this pen, b**h I don't roll no joints Got a couple open bottles rolling through these checkpoints Man, I always pay the rent, ain't no holds up on my checks If the waitress treat me right, I'm tipping 21% Pay for Tidal, should be cancelled every month but I forget It's whatever, I'm too clever, get refunded by the rep, motherf**er It's not a Flex, not tryna flex Man, I'm holding half a stack, not tryna flex Flex, not tryna flex Take your b**h to Nordstrom Rack, that's not a flex Flex, not tryna flex Man, I'm holding half a stack, not tryna flex Flex, not tryna flex Take your b**h to Nordstrom Rack, that's not a flex