Tina Fey - Dickie Bird lyrics

[from Harrison Von Harrison Jr.'s Production of Daddy's Boy!] Introduction (spoken) [Policeman] Well well well what do we have here? Two little lovebirds cannodling behind a dustbin? Uh, ooh ooh. I beg your pardon sirs [Daddy] My Eldridge and i were just doing some calisthenics [Eldridge] I need to be my trimmest, officer. See, I report for duty in Cape May in, well, less than 24 hours [Daddy] Can you begrudge a father one last romp with his boy before the Navy ruins him? [Policeman] My apologies to you and your adult son, sir. I mistook you for a pair of common street screwers [Daddy] Not to worry, my good man. It's like my grandpapa always told me… In Song [Daddy] Listen to the twiddle of the little dickie-bird Sometimes what you think you hear Is not quite what you heard [Eldridge] Twiddle-dee, twit two Means “I love you” Tweet-twoo twidle dee Means “get off of me” [Daddy] Tweetie, tweetie, tweetie Means “you're my little sweetie” Twattie twittie twittle Means “to your right a little” [both] Oh, dickie-bird, dickie-bird Dickie-bird do Trying to tell you that I love you Like the dickie-bird do! [boy] Extry, extry! Read all about it! Germany mounts offensive against Poles [Eldridge] I must go!