Timothy Delaghetto - YouTube Culture: A Song lyrics

[Verse 1: Jon] I'm a famous clown in a flower crown My friends are dictated by similar subscriber counts My channel takes you through my bedroom routine It's just between you and me and 100,000 other tweens Don't care for money, don't care about the fame I'm just collabing with my friends, though I only know their screennames After five minutes a week you think you know me offline I exploit fandoms for a bottom line [Jon, Kingsley, Joe Penna/MysteryGuitarMan] I conjure fame with challenge vids and [Jon, Flula Borg, Anna Akana] I play drinking games to target kids and [Jon] I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell [Everyone] Whee! [Chorus: Jon (Everyone)] Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Culture (The YouTube Cult) [Steve Zaragoza] Hey guys, I'm on tour [Jon (Timothy DeLaGhetto)] So tug on mommy's hair If she pays two hundred bucks you can meet-and-greet a millionaire (millionaire) [Anna Akana] H-h-hopping town to town in my first cla** flight [Jack Dougla**/Jacksfilms] Which you kinda paid for when you bought my book I didn't write [Jon] YouTubers had morals back in 2011 More virgins were at VidCon than in al-Qaeda heaven Now we're snorting lines of cinnamon, copycat cashing in Quality to quantity [Everyone] It's Kubrick to Kardashian [Pre-Chorus] [Jon] I-I-I [Jon, Flula, MysteryGuitarMan] idolize your idle eyes and [Jon] I-I-I [Jon, Akana, Kingsley] I'm monetizing kissing guys and [Jon (Timothy)] I won't come out the closet till I've got something to sell about it [Chorus] Welcome, welcome to my YouTube Lifestyle YouTube Lie Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Culture [Everyone] The YouTube Cult [Bridge] There's a mystery to being at the top People think I'm divine But the truth, we're not heroes We just play ones online [Kingsley] I'm like Hercules [Flula] Or Thor [Jon (With Kingsley & Flula)] With a slightly slimmer bod 'Cause, yeah, I'm just a normal guy but (also I'm a god) So I didn't write my book [Kingsley] Jesus didn't write the bible [Jon (Akana)] I spread my message through the land with twelve (year-old!) [Timothy] Disciples [Zaragoza] I got more slave followers than Moses at the Red Sea [Akana] They purchase my biography, despite the fact I'm twenty-three [Jon (Akana, Zaragoza, Timothy) So (love me!) and I'll love you more 'Cause I love the way you love me, my church is a merch store [Pre-Chorus] [Jon] I-I-I [Jon, Flula, Jacksfilms, Zaragoza] I'm privileged, white, and rich, and male, and [Jon] You-ou-ou Are not [Jon, Flula, Jacksfilms] So worship at my YouTube sale [Jon (With Flula, Jacksfilms, Zaragoza) I put the "I" in defy and suddenly you (deify me!) [Chorus] Welcome, welcome to the YouTube sensation The YouTube sin Welcome, welcome to my YouTube lifestyle YouTube lie Welcome, welcome, na, na Welcome, welcome, na, na Welcome, welcome [Everyone] I said welcome to the YouTube cult