Timothy Delaghetto - Hulk Hogan and Macho Man vs Kim Jong-il lyrics

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! KIM JONG-IL! VS! HULK HOGAN! BEGIN! [Verse 1: Kim Jong-il] The name's Kim Jong, I got a license to ill Make you swallow my rhymes like a steroids pill Your body looks like a spray tan banana With a walrus mustache and a wack bandana I'm coming at you like the Asian Ric Flair b**h, I'll suplex you by your friggin dick hair! Your whole fam's a bunch of Barbies, dude You want beef? Eat this Korean BBQ! [Verse 2: Hulk Hogan] You got a ring side seat to your own smackdown, brother You look like Sonic the Hedgehog's mother You're a freak, a phony, a rice-a-roni jabroni I'm gonna bounce you like a check for my alimony Come on dude, all the little Hulksters know I'll hang you from the ropes like South Park puppet show I'll choke hold you hostage like Laura Ling Brother I'll leg drop your a** back to Beijing! [Verse 3: Kim Jong-il] Beijing is in China, you blond a**hole I'm a god among men, you're a suburban commando North Korea, b**h, let me give you a tour By the way, your wife says my dick is bigger than yours! [Break: Announcer] Hulk Hogan goes down! I don't know if he can finish the battle... He's reaching for the ropes! It's.. It's Macho Man Randy Savage! [Verse 4: Macho Man Randy Savage] Ooh yeah, it's about to get real Watch me snap into a Slim Jim Kim Jong-Il I don't like to hit little b**hes with gla**es But when midgets step up, I stomp midget a**es The Macho Man, there is no equal So spend less time rapping and start feeding your people PUNK, I'll elbow drop your whole nation On behalf of the entire World Wrestling Federation! Ooh Yeah! WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!