Stand up straight And teach your young disciples how to mate The world still loves you, Mr. Saturday It seems to be your fate If you take enough your soul will hibernate Then talk about the kickback, Mr. Saturday It must be great to be so kind While just using a fraction of your mind And then laugh about the others, Mr. Saturday But live it while you can You know, I know Life is going to get the better of you So you go solo Be a bad boy now, Mr. Saturday Don't give up the right to rave Never, not upon your mothers grave! But remember you're no spring chicken, Mr. Saturday You talk of being free And that love will captivate you just like me Man, I pity you, Mr. Saturday You know, I know Life is going to get the better of you So you go solo Be a bad boy now, Mr. Saturday