Tim Wilson - 100 things to remember lyrics

Popularity : 327 users have visited this page Sponsored links I had a crazy uncle that was on his d**hbed a long time ago He said "BOY... there's a hundred things in life every man needs to know to Survive... and here's 39 of em'" A virgin don't never drive a z-28 Never bet the ranch on your prostate If it's got an adams apple its probley a man Never trust a gay gypsy with the palm of your hand She didn't accidently get good in bed You can't join a church if your already dead A work uniform ain't totally nude Brim and ba** ain't seafood When theres guns in the house one better be yours Don't be naked next to any fishin' lures If theres girl scout cookies she's a little too young If you say I do... be the ugly one Don't ever let a bald man borry your comb Never play strip poker in a nursin' home Don't blame your pall bearers cuz they don't show If your buried in the middle of the super bowl Let people borry money they'll leave you alone Never fry bacon without a shirt on Never spray water on a hornets nest A woman rarely aces the drivers test The sign probly don't really mean ma**age Never threaten anybody in camoflauge Say you love her til she lays down the butcher knife Never put the move on the bosses wife She's messin' round on ya if yer briefs don't fit Never trust a hitch-hiker to babysit Cosmo's never in a happy home You can't cut a deal with a kidney stone A politician ain't got an HMO Washin' her hair means she don't wanna go Don't ridicule a biker bout' his tatoo You been married nine times... hell maybe its you Doom ain't the same as donkey kong If he's wearing high heels you mighta raised him wrong The clinic ain't the best place to pick up dates Don't rent a room from a man named Bates A tank tops never on a billionaire Stevie Ray Vaughn missed a note here and there How many get to heaven noone knows But hell will be a**es and elbows And then he died... crazy fool rolled over and DIED! and never did tell me What them other 61 things were... so if anybody out there knows... how Bout gettin' ahold of me at tim wilson dot net