[R.I.C.O. Verse] V.E.N.D., the sh** dropping Christmas My presence is such a present, I should be on a wishlist They be like "oh boy, all he got is hits, he never misses" Granting all my n***as freedom, just call me Ulysses This that hype sh**, that please do not try this Cause I am so gifted like I'm on the nice list, I'm colder than ice is That's a double entendre I know that you like this, I'm spitting the right sh** I be going hard when I write this, I might develop arthritis D.E.A.D. my n***as is out here we might just get hit with that R.I.C.O We got ya girl feeling just like Steve Nash at the free throw King Of The Ring on these hoes the flow is William Regal With this verse I'm George Zimmerman cause I just made murder legal my n***a god damn [Close Edge Verse] Okay, I'm sitting here next to Sway Spitting verses I wrote on the plane ride yesterday n***as wanna test me, then go ahead and test away But this is VEND season bro so I suggest you wait Because right now I'm in rare form I think I'm at my best today Them n***as drew first blood, that's what Sylvester say When I'm on stage I'm telling girls "please put your breasts away Cause that's distracting while I'm rapping and I got some sh** to say Because they told me just stop, but b**h I'm still rapping Cause I ain't giving up until I make my Illmatic Win a U.S. Sk**s Patent, still scrapping, still slapping Any motherf**er saying that my tape release won't happen Cause on Christmas Eve, I'm leaving that sh** under your tree You won't believe V.E.N.D., you gonna each MP3 I can't beat I'm MVP, it's about me I'm Tim V P Y'all n***as gonna envy me, every song that I release I so napalm with all this heat, I got to bombs stuck in my cheeks Cause when I spit it's f**ing deadly, and I'm nice as f** So like Steve Smith, tell them n***as ice it up Go head absorb it all in, get rice as f** And some of y'all 've getting mad cause I like to cuss Well all you holier than thou self righteous f**s You can make like Sandy cheeks n***a, bite my nuts I can't of nothing that with bite my nuts, but n***a Don't push me, cause I'm close, to the streets, to the beach, the b**hes, the n***as, the women, the children, the workers, the k**ers, the addicts, the dealers, the quiet, the realest, and that's close n***a... To the edge back middle and front Strong back sh**, lifting it up From the the big and the small I'm like J. Brown getting involved now get yours [I'm The Plug Verse] I got more bands then the Vans Warped Tour The very best, I'm Jerry West, I'm number four four You gone have to move at warp speed just to chase me When I'm flowing like this the underestimate me That's when I start chopping on n***as, you better than me? That's impossible n***a You know for a fact that I spit it ridiculous, dropping the tape like a n***a St. Nicholas Them other n***as you know they can't spit with us, worship a n***a the flow so Leviticus Now that we here you will never get rid of us, no extermination you gotta live with us They be like hold up wait a minute Timmy man slow it down when you spit it, I be like nah n***a let's get it I'm spitting, I'm ripping, my flow on a mission, I'm k**ing these rappers I hope you don't miss em Cause you will not see them they gonna go missing, they face on the milk cartons up in the kitchen I'm teaching lessons, are you learning? I'm so co*ky, Richard Sherman I'm taking shots so unconcerned and You in the scope, Steve Berman Just mind ya business n***a, Kermit I'm fresh as f** like Peewee Herman Got the tux, the bowtie, nah what I mean? I wrote all 3 of these verses in half an hour f** wit me Different color diamonds shining like the powerpuffs with me Gold medals and the trophies like I brought the best with me n***a asking who the best, n***a you know that's Timmy aye Really I'm the best, really I'm the best Really I'm up next, really I'm up next VEND is still on deck, VEND is still on deck December 25th, Cember 25th, damn