Tim Rice - My Strongest Suit lyrics

[AMNERIS] In life, one has to face a huge a**ortment Of nauseating fads and good advice There's health, and fitness, diet, and deportment And other pointless forms of sacrifice Conversation? Wit? I am a doubter Manners? Charm? They're no way to impress So forget the inner me, observe the outer I am what I wear and how I dress Oh, now I believe in lookin' Like my time on earth is cookin' Whether polka dotted, striped or even checked With some glamour guaranteeing Every fiber on of my being Is displayed to quite remarkable effect From your cradle via trousseau To your d**hbed you're on view, so Never compromise, accept no substitute I would rather wear a barrel Than conservative apparel For my dress has always been...my strongest suit (Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere) Staying in or hitting town-wards From the top and working downwards I ensure that every stitch is stitched in time (Is stitched in time) Whether wig or hat or turban Whether clad boudoir or urban Not to strut your stuff outrageously is a crime (It's such a crime) And the few who are invited (Overwear) To my wardrobe are delighted (Underwear) As they wander through my things (Anytime) To find en route (We're wandering through your things) That in negligee or formal (Negligee) I am anything but normal (Anything but normal) And dress has always been my strongest suit (Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere) (Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere) I am what I wear (Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere) I said anytime... (Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere) Anywhere So bring me all my finest (Finest) Most audacious, my divinest (Divinest) Most revealing, most expensive and to boot (Most revealing, most expensive) (Most arresting) Most arresting (Most heartstopping) Most heartstopping Most free-flowing (Overwear) Most eye-popping (Underwear) Most arresting (Anytime) Most heartstopping, yeah (Anywhere) Dress has always been my strongest suit! (I am what I wear) My strongest suit (I am what I wear) You know that I am what I wear (I am what I wear) Dress has always been my strongest suit! So bring me all my finest (My finest) Most audacious, my divinest (Divinest) Most revealing, most expensive and to boot (Most revealing, most expensive) Most arresting, most heartstopping Most free-flowing, most eye-popping Dress has always been my strongest suit! (I am what I wear) My strongest suit (I am what I wear) You know that I am what I wear Dress has always been my strongest My strongest, my strongest My strongest, my strongest My strongest suit!