Tim Nichols - I'll Think Of a Reason Later lyrics

[Verse 1:] I heard he was gonna marry some girl from Denver Then my sister came over Had the Sunday paper with her There was the girl on the social page Looking in love and all engaged We decided she don't take a very good picture [Chorus:] It may be my family's redneck nature Rubbing off Bringing out unlady-like behavior It sure ain't Christian to judge a stranger But I don't like her She may be a stranger who spends all winter Bringing the homeless blankets and dinner A regular Nobel Peace Prize winner But I really hate her I'll think of a reason later [Verse 2:] I drew horns and blacked out her tooth with a marker Childish, yes But she made such a thin little target I couldn't be happier on my own But I've got the slightest of a jealous bone And seeing her with him tends to enlarge it [Repeat Chorus:] Inside her head may lay all the answers For curin' diseases from baldness to cancer Salt of the earth and a real good dancer But I really hate her I'll think of a reason later (Spoken) Well, it was just one tooth Did I mention I don't particularly care for her? She makes me sick