Tim Gordine - The American lyrics

She was American She played a mean hand She had blond hair, blue eyes She was a master of disguise She said "I love you guys" She said "I like your french fries" She's a disease and she does as she pleases Boy meets girl Girl gets boy Boy loses girl Ship ahoy She was American She had a master plan Because lots of people wanna look a little bit like her Said "I don't believe in Psychiatry If you need a doctor then come up and see me" Boy meets girl Girl gets boy Boy loses girl Ship ahoy Bah bah bahhhhhhhh yeah! Bah bah bahhhhhhhh yeah! Bah bah bahhhhhhhh yeah! Bah bah bahhhhhhhh yeah yeah yeah! Boy buys gun Girl buys toy Boy meets man Ship ahoy Boy gets girl! Girl gets boy! Boy loses girl! OH! Ship ahoy! Boy buys gun!