Tim Fite - Not Covred lyrics

five broke arms four broke legs three broke fingers two broke eggs one broke bed jumper, can't do nothin' 'bout it bleedin' kinda bad but he'll have to paper-towel it if it gets worse he'll wrap some duct tape around it maybe pour some whisky down it if you can't beat the pain, drown it this is how it soundin' five little monkeys jumpin' on the bed one fell off and bumped his head mama called the doctor, the doctor said sorry but you're not covred five broke elbows four broke teeth three broke kneecaps two broke feet one broke bed jumper lyin' on the floor mama cryin' rivers cuz she's never been insured sure enough her baby's gonna suffer for it some say that the uninsured are tougher for it but those motherf**er's got it all distorted 'cuz it's tough gettin' hurt when you can't afford it four little monkeys jumpin' on the bed one fell off and bumped his head mama called the doctor, the doctor said sorry but you're not covred x4 covred, covred cover up your a** to spite your face they say it's just in case private coverage to cover up your private place you can never be too safe security is great it only costs half of every dollar that you make so go ahead and work yourself sick to get the benefits three little monkeys jumpin' on the bed one fell off and bumped his head mama called the doctor, the doctor said sorry but you're not covred boutulism (not covred) autism (not covred) small children (not covred) not covred, not covred pre-existing (not covred) teeth missing (not covred) free admission (not covred) not covred, not covred two little monkeys jumpin' on the bed one fell off and bumped his head mama called the doctor, the doctor said sorry but you're not covred one last monkey jumpin' on the bed he fell off and bumped his head mama called the doctor, the doctor said sorry but you're not covred x16 sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry sorry but you're not covred