Tim Fischer - It's All a Swindle lyrics

Papa swindles Mama swindles Grandmama's a lying thief We're perfectly shameless But we're blameless After all it's our belief! And nowadays the world is rotten Honesty has been forgotten Fall in love, but after kissing Check your purse to see what's missing! Everyone Swindles some My son's a mooch and so's the pooch! Life's a swindle Yes, it's all a swindle So get what you can From your fellow man! Girls and boys today Would rather steal than play And we don't care We tell them get your share! Life is short and greed's in season All mankind has lost its reason Life is good Knock on wood! Shops will swindle Shoppers swindle Every purchase hides a tale The price is inflated Or regulated To ensure the store will fail! Awheel and deal and pull a fast one Knowing you won't be the last one Get the goods while they are going Grab the cash while it is flowing! Everyone Swindles some What the heck go bounce a check! Life's a swindle Yes, it's all a swindle So get what you can From your fellow man! Girls and boys today Would rather steal than play And we don't care We tell them get your share! Life is short and greed's in season All mankind has lost its reason Life is good Knock on wood! Politicians Are magicians Who make swindles disappear The bribes they are taking The deals they are making Never reach the public's ear! The left betrays, the right dismays The country's broke and guess who pays But tax each swindle in the making Profits will be record breaking! Everyone Swindles some So vote for who will steal for you! Life's a swindle Yes, it's all a swindle So get what you can From your fellow man! Girls and boys today Would rather steal than play We don't care We tell them get your share! Life is short and greed's in season All mankind has lost its reason Life is good! Life is good Knock on wood!