Tim Barry - Bankers Dilemma lyrics

Yeah i lost my job today And that's worth celebrating Yeah i lost my job today And that's worth celebrating I ain't working no more So credit companies - take warning I went and blew off my mortgage today And that's worth celebrating Yeah, i blew off my mortgage today And that's worth celebrating And in 3 months they will foreclose So for 3 months, and for free, I will be staying And when i go, no one will know I'll creep off like a cat, and blow off all the rest i owe And when i go, there won't be no trail to follow Just a lingering sense of relief And a crap ton of empty bottles Yeah, i went and stole my car today And that's worth celebrating Yeah, i stole my car And that's worth celebrating I ain't paying that interest no more And this thing's steady rolling Matter of fact, i ain't paying none of ya'll back And when i go, no one will know I'll creep off like a cat, and blow off all the rest i owe And when i go, there won't be no trail to follow Just a lingering sense of relief And a crap ton of empty bottles