Tim And Eric - I sit Down When I Pee lyrics

[Tim] I sit down when I pee There's nothing that crazy 'bout me I'm just taking a whiz Mind your own biz Why is everybody always staring at me? [Eric] Hey bro, I gotta go Let me through, I gotta go number 2 [Tim] No can do I'm takin a pee Sitting on the lou having a good long wee [Eric) Are you sitting down? [Tim] I'm sitting down [Eric] And you're not making brown? [Tim] No, I'm not making brown! [Eric] Are you making iced tea? [Tim] No, just lemonade [Eric] But are you sitting down? [Tim] I'm sitting down!!! [Eric] Why don't you stand like a regular man Then you can pee in the urinal can [Tim] You really wanna know why I'm sitting strong? I just can't stand touching my dong