Tig Notaro - No Moleste lyrics

I did some shows in Mexico And like everywhere I go as soon as I checked into my hotel room I immediately hang the “Do not disturb!” sign on mu door Or for the Spanish speaking “No moleste!” That was kind of a creepy feeling Hanging that on my door before bed Nope “No moleste!” Not tonight! Try a couple of doors down And actually after I did that joke in Omaha this guy came up to me And it's like “Just so you know I'm a Spanish interpreter and moleste means to bother Yeah I know “No moleste!” So he thought that I thought there were s**ual predators Running up and down the hall of the resort where I was staying And all the management decided to do instead of springing for some security Was just to run down to the local Kinkos And run of some shouthy low rent signs That just said “No moleste!” So like you're in your room at night Someone's banging at the door Trying to beat the door down And you're like “No moleste!” And he's like : “ Oh sorry sight was turned the wrong way It said “Si moleste!” Oh ok cool could you just turn that around for me quickly ?