Intro (Mason Digital) Come on, come on, get up. Get your lighters out, put your hands in the air, gonna make you shout! Verse 1 (Throw'd, the Unstable) I'm 1 million proof 500k percent, alcohol to the roof Like my B.A.C., says the breathalyzer Officers hating on me Maybe it's cuz my attitude Maybe i had too many cups of Hennessy and apple juice Jacker i'm just pa**ing through, driving straight enough so do whatever the f** you gonna have to do Nice blue hat. cute partner, you guys look like 2 f*gs But you knew that. i blew past you just to get you two mad Lash out at someone who didn't become a piece of trash I'm a proud civilian I don't keep it 100 motherf**er, i keep it million Cotton candy vodka got me feeling fluffy Trying to find out when this b**h wanna f** me All i'm thinking now is money Come along for the ride maybe i buy you something My whole future gonna be gold trimmed I dream extra large even though i'm so thin But for now we drank Tonight we sip on sh** until nobody sees straight Damn near silence, no complaints cuz we ain't loud Peacefully lay down, man my bed is feeling like a cloud Chorus (MQP and Mason Digital) If you see us on the floor, get back f** the 5-0, we don't like that trash If you couldn't tell by the clothes, the cars, the caps Yeah we got it like that, we got it like that! You can find us up in the trap Posted up with a bottle of Jack, yeah Got our shades in the back Because everywhere we go, all the cameras go flash, flash Verse 2 (Trip the Shoelace-Dreamer) Gotta love those nights when you wake up asking "what happened?" With hangovers like this, you can never have too much Aspirin Get Goose in me, I'll go hard as Zach Galafanakis By morning, i'll be missing along with my f**ing mattress And truthfully, I've got a couple bad habits I used to be worse, my excuse would be that someone roofied me When I'm piss drunk, everyone's a c*nt, and I'm a dick So f** you if you're standing where I choose to pee Flipping off pedestrians until police start accusing me Of public intoxication, misconduct, disturbing the peace Driving under the influence, and I somehow lost my f**ing keys In the drive-thru at Mickey D's, "can I get a Mcflurry with extra cheese?" Oh wait, let me explain, I had a couple shots of 151 Bacardi, gets me filthy drunk So beyond tipsy, that I look pale from that whiskey, you should call me jack I don't just fall yo, I tumble A shot of vodka, ciroc to be specific, I like to keep it exotic A bag of weed in my pocket, and you know that it's chronic Just another offense to add to my charges Sold my tab and told the bartender i'm not paying those charges Maybe the Henny took me too far Have a Guinness out the door and a Heiney in the car Finish with everclear, after that i'll probably barf It's barely 2 o'clock and i had 24 bars Verse 3 (Throw'd, the Unstable) Power hungry motherf**er, tell me about your sovereignty Guess i'm just too f**ing young for you all to acknowledge me Until my tail light goes out Or it's late at night and I wanna have fun, but don't know how 'Cuz you a fake b**h, hoe Never keep it Million, always under Six 0's That's why they call you 5-0 Most of y'all more brain dead than Terry Schiavo (Pray to God) 'cuz every verse is biblical Every word i speak proves that your life is miserable Chase me at high speed, and get your f**ing windows broke My shiny SUV takes you straight the f** off the road Misanthrope, THROW'D! k**er's soul, I'm invincible Especially when the law wants to get up in my business yo Protect me? Thanks! What protects me from you? Another entity that wants money, I a**ume (Chorus)