Three Dead Trolls In A Baggie - The Asshole Song lyrics

When I park my car I take up two spots I let my dog loose on your lawn. I Give away endings during movies and I never ever flush the john. I go to Safeway and try to use old coupons I cut my kids hair like a bowl (like a bowl) I smoke big cigars around little babies, why? Coz i'm an a**hole. I play with the remote control when your watching T.V I wear my hat in movies so you can't see I drive really fast when your in front of me And I drive really slow when your behind Oohh I am an a**hole. Me and my stupid friends drive around real late Our Camaros don't have buffers and we think its really great. Whenever you're at dances we make tusses at your date But our only real girlfriends are the kind that you inflate, Huh! Oooooh I am an a**hole Oh when you go to the phone booth and you open the book And the page you want is missing it's coz thats the one I took Thats the one I took! thats the one I, one two, one two three I'm the a**hole in your neighbourhood I live right next door I party till I'm naked then I throw up on your floor Your daughter was a virgin but she isn't anymore When I play monopoly I cheat I'm the a**hole that you meet when you're walking down the street I'm the a**hole that you meet each day