Three Dead Trolls In A Baggie - A Dublin Lullaby lyrics

(Music starts off as Danny Boy:) Oh Danny Boy, The Pints... The pints are calling From inn to inn, And down the mountainside The whiskey's gone... The candlelight is dying I'm not pissed enough But blessed Mary knows I tried But call me back when gin is in the flagon, and when the tavern floor is drenched with blood 'cause I'll be here and I'll be off the wagon Oh Danny Boy, whoah Danny-boy, Hey, you're such a bud. (music fast-shifts to Irish Lullaby:) Old Larry was a ba*tard, I gave his head a crack I drank a pint of Guinness and pissed on a f**ing neck Old John I say was singing with Paddy in the back, When Irish shy's are smiling you punch 'em 'till they're black! We're gonna drink and fight and drink and fight and drink and fight some more When the drinking's done grab anyone and go and fight some So grab your friends and neighbours, and punch them in the eye And raise another gla** and sing The Dublin Lullaby! Old Larry and O'Connell were drinking pretty hard They'd been sitting for a fortnight With Clancy at the bar He got so stewed that when he spewed we swore he must have drowned! So we kicked his a** and raised a gla** and bought another round! We're gonna drink and fight and drink and fight and drink and fight some more When the drinking's done grab anyone and go and fight some So grab your friends and neighbours, and punch them in the eye And raise another gla** and sing The Dublin Lullaby I went up with old Larry to Old McDonald's wake We drank a lot of stout and ate a lot of cake! Someone was singing Danny-boy it filled my eyes with tears, so we kicked his nuts into his guts, drink another beer! We're gonna drink and fight and drink and fight and drink and fight some more When the drinking's done grab anyone and go and fight some So grab your friends and neighbours, and punch them in the eye And raise another gla** and sing The Dublin Lullaby (this is incomprehensible drunken babbling to the melody) I gonna pattha pflatha! I Afka blatha aya cuff! I flanna ganna blatha I focking gedda brluff! I flanna ganna blatha blatha real tough! We're gonna drink and fight and drink and fight and drink and fight some more When the drinking's done grab anyone and go and fight some So grab your friends and neighbours, and punch them in the eye And raise another gla** and sing The Dublin Lullaby (song appears to end, clapping... but then:) We're gonna drink and fight and drink and fight and drink and fight some more When the drinking's done grab anyone and go and fight some So grab your f**ing neighbours, and punch them in the f**ing eye And raise another gla** and sing The Dublin Lullaby (And again, clapping... and again:) We're gonna drink and fight and drink and fight and drink and fight some more When the drinking's done grab anyone and go and fight some So grab your friends and neighbours, and punch them in the f**ing eye And raise another gla** and sing The Dublin Lullaby