Those Darlins - Whole Damn Thing lyrics

I got drunk and I ate a chicken I ate a chicken I found in my kitchen Not just the leg and not just the wing I'd like to let you know that I ate the whole damn thing Well, I was pretty drunk I must have been half blind When I found that chicken, I knew she was all mine I don't know where she come from or how long she'd been there But I ate her anyway Because I was drunk and I didn't care I got drunk and I ate a chicken I ate a chicken I found in my kitchen Not just the leg and not just the wing I'd like to let you know that I ate the whole damn thing Turns out she'd been there for a while But it don't matter to me She was headed for the garbage And I knew that bird was for me I got drunk and I ate a chicken I ate a chicken I found in my kitchen Not just the leg and not just the wing I'd like to let you know that I ate the whole damn thing Now I'm sitting in my kitchen Wondering, "Where's my chicken?" I don't know what to do, I feel so alone Because the only friend I have is a pile of chicken bones I got drunk and I ate a chicken I ate a chicken I found in my kitchen Not just the leg and not just the wing I'd like to let you know that I ate the whole damn thing