Thomas Erdelyi - Waitress In The Sky lyrics

1, 2, 3, 4 She don't wear no pants and she don't wear no tie Always on the ball, she's always on stride Struttin' up the aisle, big deal you get to fly You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky Paid my fare, don't wanna complain You get to me, you're always outta champagne Treat me like a bum, don't wear no tie Because you ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky And the sign says 'Thank you very much for not smoking' My own sign says 'I'm sorry I'm smoking' Don't treat me special, oh don't kiss my a** Treat me like the way they treat 'em up in first cla** Sanitation expert and a maintenance engineer Garbage man, a janitor and you my dear A reunion flight attendant my oh my You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky Ohhhh