They Might Be Giants - Why Did You Grow a Beard? lyrics

Why did you grow a beard? Why did you grow a beard? I can't leave you alone for five minutes What the Christ? What the devil? Why did you grow a beard? Why did you grow a beard? Is there nowhere in the world for a no goodnik Is there nowhere in the Freedom-loving Sister-hugging Screaming, yelling Animals rule this land Animals rule this land Would it k** you to use your signal when you cut me off? Would it k** you? Why did you grow a beard? Why did you grow a beard? Why did you put it on the garbage barge and tow it out into the Freedom-loving Sister-hugging Screaming, yelling...