They Might Be Giants - The Cap'm lyrics

Do you think there's somebody out there Someone else who's better than the one you've got? Well' there's not -- there's not When I talk you keep looking away from me 'Cause you probably think that I'm high on pot But I'm not -- I'm not Look me over, I'm the cap'm You say it's such a joke but I don't see you laughing People seem to think you can't be called the cap'm unless you drive a boat Well, I don't -- I don't Look me over, I'm the cap'm Go ahead and mess with me -- you find out what will hap'm Sit beside me at the helm Yeah, this is what I call the helm And this bu*ton here is the fast-forward bu*ton Did you say What I think you just said? My hat look good on me? I agree -- I agree Look me over, I'm the cap'm You act like it's a joke but I don't see you laughing People seem to think you can't be called the cap'm unless you drive a boat Well, I don't -- I don't I don't I don't I don't