Thecomputernerd01 - Thrift Shop Parody lyrics

I'm on a pogo stick Gotta wear my helmet when I'm hula-hooping Hey, I'm a lizard Got some Hello Kitty Godzilla vs. Reptar Walking to my Jeep like "What up? I got a monkey" I'm so happy Got some ponies from the toy store I found a pink dog then I opened my umbrella It's two o'clock- got a playdate with Cinderella Dora teached me how to speak in Español Hello Kitty's gonna let me rock and roll I got some Hulk hands in the 302 Then I found some human hands and a Pikachu Buzz (hehehe) Hey! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! So I found a bouncy ball and threw it over my head I found a really Angry Bird and then I tried to steal Fred These babies on the boxes make me really want to cry Or hit a golf ball straight into the sky Riding through the aisles getting dirty looks from guys Buying new flip flops I think these are my size Hello there, Sonic They call me Spider-Man I play with lightsabers and I live in Japan I slide through the store on my belly like a penguin A zebra tried to fight me so I attacked him with a platypus Then he came back and I blocked him with my shield I know how to fight- I watch WWE I hit my knee Playing in a sandbox, disguised as a turtle He'll eat you I'm on a pogo stick Gotta wear my helmet when I'm hula-hooping Hey, I'm a lizard Got some Hello Kitty Godzilla vs. Reptar I'm on a pogo stick Gotta wear my helmet when I'm hula-hooping Hey, I'm a lizard Got some Hello Kitty Godzilla vs. Reptar So I grabbed a baby bottle and I gave it to my cow He's really extra soft and he knows how to meow I'm riding on a train and it's taking me to Rome I even named my tricycle- Jerome People call me Josh, 'cause they thinks that's my name But have you ever ate a sandwich while playing board games? One Direction is my life And Barbie is my wife Get over here, Ken Got a hundred bucks to spend I'm at the toy store havin' a really fun time I'm at the toy store havin' a really fun time Sobo's playing with Barbies, Sobo's playing with Barbies I really wanna go and eat KFC Everybody's gonna come play with me at the toy store At the toy store I don't like to be alone At the toy store Where are my friends? Where are my birds? I'm about to eat every single one of these eggs My mom just texted me to buy her a burger I'm at the toy store taking naps on the floor I need new socks to put in my drawer (It's so empty and these socks are so hot!) I want this and I want that I am looking for a cowboy hat If I were a princess I'd buy this coupe My mother really likes to drink turtle soup I really like turtles, but come on- I ain't sippin' that When it rains I turn into a house cat And if I get angry I'll name myself Pat 'Cause we all know I'm secretly a vampire bat I'm on a pogo stick Gotta wear my helmet when I'm hula-hooping Hey, I'm a lizard Got some Hello Kitty Godzilla vs. Reptar