Thecomputernerd01 - The 2016 Rap lyrics

[Spoken: TMNTyler] *Tyler says something in Japanese* Meek Mill's goals Rest in peace dog Drake Mr. Miyagi [Hook: Thecomputernerd01] (x2) It's 2016 and I got a dollar in my pocket and I'm gonna spend it Got a new whip and it's s**y and I'm gonna pick up the bros and start flexin' Santa for Christmas got me a triangle so now I think I'm gonna play it Stole a kid's hoverboard It's getting funky It's 2016 It's the year of the monkey! [Verse 1: Thecomputernerd01] Got a bagel on my wrist; it's lit Bought a brand new shirt it doesn't even fit It's 2016 and I baked an avocado And I didn't share with any of my friends Tyler threw a fit Threw one at my face But little did he know I own a book about space! Joffee Joffee Joffee Always sipping coffee Looking for a monkey But I don't got any money (I'm broke) Nicki Minaj is my mom (my mommy) But Meek Mill is not my dad (he's my uncle) Driving through the hood With my crew and we lookin' really good So we took a little trip into the jungle It's two-thousand-sixteen Or should I say twenty-sixteen? Got Monopoly and a fanny pack In my backpack And I've never been to Iraq What's this dude doing here? He's a creep But its 2016 And I still haven't watched mean girls And I shaved my unibrow M-M-Mango chicken at the mall My boys making me look really really small Breezy's pancakes never fail They are so good they will put you in jail Spray-painted my sisters head really red Went to the store and put peas in a bed Opened a pencil to eat all the lead And then I told the whole world that my name was fred Slicing a pear on this dude's head Clogging the toilet with wheat bread Hid my moms iron inside the shed But its okay, because it's just a prank bro [Hook] [Verse 2: Josh Sobo] Happy new year kids Josh Sobo here Six years later and we still rapping on the porch Six years later, Chomik's still riding on a horse It's been a minute since we spit it and we still don't curse It's been a minute now we in it leave 'em in a hearse They call me Tony but my name is Sobo You know I'm swimming past these haterz like i'm in a rowboat Sixth year rhyming on a new year rap And I can't even go in public, cause all of these paps Dropped out of high school in 2016 Cause my hamster dating business was looking pristine I called my boy Tyler over He's the hamster queen He combs all of my hamsters It's a daily routine Ty Ty, Ty Ty, Ty Ty comb it Read my hamsters some Shakespeare I'm an awesome poet I'm their natural-born dad But they don't even know it That's why I got Bro Breezy over here to shake and pour it Listen real closely Imma tell you about the time I put chapstick all up on my nosey Tyler looked at me and he laughed with a ton of food in his mouth And it all came out grossly (Eww) Close your mouth when you eat boy Before I make you run and get my water boy [Hook] [Verse 3: TMNTyler] Queen Bee on the track and ya better step back If you diss my boys you get slap slap slap If you come any closer, blap blap blap You're looking kinda lost get a map map map Meek Mills, I Drake that Rick Ross, I Maybach After March, April, May that 2016, I slay that Chomi, Chomi we hang out so he does not feel so aloney (alone) Go to the store gonna pick up mayo and bologna (balone) He got that Samsung TV, nope that's not a Sony He got it from Best Buy where they don't even know me Uh oh, uh oh Here comes Joshy Sobo He always keep it hundred down on on on On the low low Gonna ask his grandma to teach me how to sew sew But first i got to shovel through All of this snow snow Then Breezy came along And broke my sho sho *Tyler says something in Japanese* Ya probably wondering what I just rapped in Japanese These bars so lit that they will drop you to your knees Fuego mas fuego [?] fuego My mami is on fuego Because she ate my eggo I told her no But she said yes I don't give a chapstick cause my mami she's the best Bless