Thecomputernerd01 - I Knew You Were Trouble Parody lyrics

Once upon a time A few cornflakes ago I was buying food But Instead I bought a bone I dont own I dont own a cow or any other type of bird I took it home with me My grandpa liked that Creeped out by this owl He just wanted a snack I gave him I gave him some cheese with some crackers on the side And I found some packs of gum that he pooped out And I realized Its time to take a bath So I just blew a bubble sitting in my tub There are bubbles everywhere and a bowling pin right over there Kim Kardashian is pregnant I just blew a bubble sitting in my tub There are bubbles everywhere and a bowling pin right over there Now Im playing with a rubber duck Duck duck bubbles bubbles duckies Duck duck bubbles bubbles razor I took biology Nobody saw me cry The questions were so hard And thats the reason why Im drowning Im drowning Im eating bubbles and pineapples So I got a tattoo From some guy on craigslist He drew a rubiks cube With a tiny little twist I now see I now see my backyard cause Im sitting on my shed Then my friend smells like baby food and fish So I stopped an old friend And took all of his gum (and some cheetos) I just blew a bubble sitting in my tub There are bubbles everywhere and a bowling pin right over there Kim Kardashian is pregnant I just blew a bubble sitting in my tub There are bubbles everywhere and a bowling pin right over there Now Im playing with a rubber duck Duck duck bubbles bubbles duckies Duck duck bubbles bubbles razor My ducky came possessed He ate all the chicken nuggets in my fridge My mama made me trade him for this owl Hes so creepy Whatever We are never ever ever getting back together duck! There are bubbles everywhere and a bowling pin right over there Kim Kardashian is pregnant I just blew a bubble sitting in my tub There are bubbles everywhere and a bowling pin right over there Now Im playing with a rubber duck