Thecomputernerd01 - Boyfriend Parody lyrics

If I was your boyfriend I'd buy you a horse Make you some dinner And drive you in my porsche Girl I got chocolates And a big vase of flowers I'm like Yoda I've got super powers Shoes, shoes, shoes are new I'm saving all these shoes for a girl like you I could watch your cat And even do your nails I would play with your hair And make a pony tail I want your dad to be friends with me Hey girl, watch me work out (yeah) If i was your boyfriend I'd wear the best cologne I would shower daily And carve you out of stone I would be like Harry And grow out all my hair If i was your boyfriend I'd wear the best cologne I'd buy your dog a bone Tell me 'bout your mommy Tell me 'bout your dad I like to meet parents They make me feeel glad I always fight hobos But girl not you Your bu*t looks really good in those jeans True Babys, babys girl i love babys I'd masage your toes And check for rabies I'd don't want to smooch And i don't want to dance I just want to show you my collection of plants I want your dad to be friends with me Hey girl, watch me work out (yeah) If i was your boyfriend I'd wear the best cologne I would shower daily And carve you out of stone I would be like Harry And grow out all my hair If i was your boyfriend I'd wear the best cologne I'd buy your dog a bone So give me a lance 'Cause i really miss NSYNC They were really nice But then the JoBros came I love the Jonas Brothers But girl i love you more And i wish i could sing If Lance can sing it, everyone can to(if i was your boyfriend) I'd wear the best cologne I would shower daily And carve you out of stone I would be like Harry And grow out all my hair If i was your boyfriend I'd wear the best cologne I'd buy your dog a bone